Look, the worst thing that can happen to you at the movies is the commentary track from the fellow patron who understands nothing, who doesn’t get the point, who sometimes advises his fellows what’s happening with absolute certainty even though his explanation suggests that he’s watching a completely different movie on his phone. We all […]
Look, I know this may be as surprising to you as it is to me. But Rex Reed does not quite scrape the bottom of the barrel. Not since the creation of the internet, at least. Since then, every yutz who has ever been within fifty meters of a movie can start a review blog, […]
One interesting thing about anchorman Ted Baxter, from the old MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW, is that he was objectively a bad person. Oh, the show kept finding ways to redeem him, because you didn’t have unredeemable assholes as regular characters in those days. You were supposed to be affectionately aggravated by him, but not to […]