Adam-Troy Castro

Writer of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Stories About Yams.

 

Things Hilarious in Retrospect: Answering Machines

Posted on May 22nd, 2018 by Adam-Troy Castro

Originally published on Facebook 22 May 2017. Things hilarious in retrospect: when answering machines, the precursor of voice mail, were new, the outgoing messages people set were laborious explanations of the process. Remember your cool bachelor Uncle with all the gadgets who was the first person you knew to have one, how carefully he enunciated […]

Your Semi-Literate Hate Mail Doesn’t Make My Grade

Posted on April 7th, 2018 by Adam-Troy Castro

Originally published on Facebook 13 April 2013. To all. Please don’t venture to guess who the following is addressed to. That individual will know, but the offense took place in e-mail, not on my wall.) To Whom It May Concern: When responding to an assault as base and moronic as yours, I usually don’t fall […]

The Timeline of a Trump Outrage

Posted on January 13th, 2018 by Adam-Troy Castro

The timeline of a Trump Outrage: DAY ONE: During a meeting with the Ambassador from Sweden, Trump suddenly says, “I really enjoy burying puppies up to their necks and then using a lawnmower to chop off their little fucking heads.” DAY TWO: In response to the outrage, a million Trump followers argue that this is […]

 
 
 

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