You’re an asshole. Oh, yes, I know that you object to that label. But I have talked about this before, always beside the observation that we are all Venn Diagrams: that, however commendable you may be 95% of the time, you do have periods of thirty seconds or five minutes or two hours or even […]
Originally published on Facebook 7 May 2013. Edited for this publication. Josh Olson, a screenwriter, wrote an essay called “I Will Not Read Your Fucking Script.” Its thesis was that if you had a nephew or a cousin or next door neighbor of friend of a plumber who wanted Josh to read his screenplay and […]
Joe Walsh is honestly the kind of guy who, upon seeing a doddering old lady fall down a flight of stairs, will say, “It’s her fault for not using the elevator.” And who upon being told that he owns the building and had the elevator removed after she moved in on the basis of handicapped […]