Adam-Troy Castro

Writer of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Stories About Yams.

 

No, AMC, There is Zero Chance Of Me Watching Your Movie Marathon

Posted on November 4th, 2016 by Adam-Troy Castro

Thanks, AMC Network, for advertising your Thanksgiving Day marathon of John Wayne movies. Excellent! But I hope you’ll forgive me for telling you right now that there is zero chance of watching any of them on your channel. You happen to be a great outlet for original programming, but your treatment of movies is Philistine […]

This Is Where You’ve Seen Donald Trump Before: In Film Noir

Posted on July 20th, 2016 by Adam-Troy Castro

You know what Donald Trump really is?   Film him in black and white, light the room through the stripes of aluminum blinds, and give the whole thing a jazz score, and you’ll finally recognize him as a film noir villain, the sleazy rich guy encountered in the course of an investigation who sics his […]

I Get More Out of Entertainment than Whiny-Ass Male Bitches Do

Posted on July 18th, 2016 by Adam-Troy Castro

For the life of me, I will never ever understand the whiny male bitches who get upset at female protagonists in action movies. And I’m not speaking from the point of view of ideology. I’m speaking as a lover of stories, a guy who both produces and consumes them. When Laurie Strode proved the one […]

 
 
 

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