Just as horror stories tend to be better when they illustrate some fundamental truth of human nature, just as the same is true of comedies and thrillers, the same is true of this true story from my past, involving one of the greatest farts in all of human history. I am a hundred percent serious. […]
I just found out a few minutes ago that when Stefani Germanotti was in college, and already performing at places like piano bars, a very small group of classmates created a Facebook page dedicated to the title proposition, “Stefani Germanotta, you will never be famous.” Screen captures exist, but I am not going to share […]
Originally published on Facebook. The emptiest goddamned thing you can say about any work of art is, “It’s over-rated.” This is a statement often dropped into a conversation like a turd, sometimes without any elaboration: just those two words, which are modified if at all only with the word “really.” These thoughts are prompted by […]