You know what Donald Trump really is? Film him in black and white, light the room through the stripes of aluminum blinds, and give the whole thing a jazz score, and you’ll finally recognize him as a film noir villain, the sleazy rich guy encountered in the course of an investigation who sics his […]
I’m holding the clipboard, clearly marked REGISTER TO VOTE. The guy comes over and says, “For what party?” I say, “For any party.” “Really?” “Yes. By law I am required to account for every form and submit your application exactly the same way, whether you want to be Republican, Democrat, Green, Libertarian, or what have […]
When the gun nuts — a specific demographic separate from “gun owners,” that Donald Trump has just joined for expedience — claim that the Orlando massacre would have been cut short if the nightclub’s patrons been armed and able to return fire, it’s hard to tell exactly what scene he and others envision. Set […]