Not like the legacy of spangled flags, that flew vowing freedom throughout the land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates now sags a ranting madman with a mouth, whose fame Is for bigoted discourse, and his name, Tweeter of Nonsense. A heart that’s vile flings world-wide insults; and piggish eyes command with cruelty that the […]
And now, forgive me, I must expend a few words to parsing the difference between the way most human beings react to a big messy expulsion of vomitus, and the way my cat Gilbert does. Gilbert, being a long-haired cat with a delicate stomach — albeit one whose almost daily massive BLEEAAAURGS do not seem […]
The most mordantly fascinating aspect of f the Donald Trump Golden Showers story, which may or may not be true, if that if you definitively prove it to be a total fabrication, I mean, if you prove beyond any doubt that he did NOT pay Russian hookers to piss on a bed that he believed […]