Adam-Troy Castro

Writer of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Stories About Yams.

 

Trump and “The Best Phrase in All of American History”

Posted on June 22nd, 2018 by Adam-Troy Castro

Holding yet another rally for himself two years into his Presidency, Trump just mused that “Make America Great Again” is probably the best phrase in all of American history. So fuck you, my own nomination, the glorious sentence that begins, “We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that […]

The Timeline of a Trump Outrage

Posted on January 13th, 2018 by Adam-Troy Castro

The timeline of a Trump Outrage: DAY ONE: During a meeting with the Ambassador from Sweden, Trump suddenly says, “I really enjoy burying puppies up to their necks and then using a lawnmower to chop off their little fucking heads.” DAY TWO: In response to the outrage, a million Trump followers argue that this is […]

Our Time Answered The Question, “What If Ted Baxter Were Evil?”

Posted on November 28th, 2017 by Adam-Troy Castro

One interesting thing about anchorman Ted Baxter, from the old MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW, is that he was objectively a bad person. Oh, the show kept finding ways to redeem him, because you didn’t have unredeemable assholes as regular characters in those days. You were supposed to be affectionately aggravated by him, but not to […]

 
 
 

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