Adam-Troy Castro

Writer of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Stories About Yams.

 

The Truth Is Not What Donald Trump Can Daily Pull Out Of His Ass

Posted on March 22nd, 2016 by Adam-Troy Castro

According to Donald Trump, Obama is “the worst thing to ever happen to the state of Israel.”

I don’t even want to wade into that point, much as I believe it to be nonsense.

But I will say that, for the most part, if you frame your arguments as “most (BLANK) ever,” and do it regularly, as Trump does, chances are you don’t know what you’re talking about, and are just flinging out random superlatives in a hope they’ll stick.

For instance, contending as he has that race relations in this country are “at the lowest point in history” kind of omits eighty years of slavery plus decades of lynching.

Contending as he has that the nation’s economy has “never been worse” kind of leaves out, among other things, the great depression. Or, for that matter, the tail end of the Bush Administration.

Contending that taxes have “never been higher” omits the graduated income tax structure under that noted socialist, Dwight D. Eisenhower.

This is the difference.

Saying that anything is bad, by your metric, is fine; that’s in the realm of opinion.

Contending that it’s the worst ever, or the most ever, or the lowest ever, as Trump does regularly, is in the realm of open to fact-checking. Contending that things have never happened before opens you up to historical evidence that they have happened before. Contending that they’re unprecedented opens you up to the memories of human beings, who can document that they’re precedented.

Trump never says that anything is bad. He says that they’re the worst EVER, EVER. Often this translates to, “okay, in the last twenty years, maybe.” Or even, “Well, actually they’re better than they’ve ever been, but I think they can be better; I just want to say that the worst ever, because it sounds more powerful.”

This is connected to his apparent belief that to change being wrong to being right one must only continue being wrong except at the top of his lungs.

But a forcefully delivered assertion is not, nor has it ever been, the same thing as a fact, even if you get stadiums full of undemanding supporters to cheer you for saying it.

Or, to put it another way, and this IS measurable, and can be documented:

He happens to be a goddamned liar, to whom the truth is whatever he can make up at any given time.

The Giant Becomes A Smaller Part of the Landscape

Posted on March 13th, 2016 by Adam-Troy Castro

John Scalzi  wrote, “the fetishization of Robert Heinlein creeps me the fuck out.”

Me, too.

And let me explain precisely what I do, and don’t, mean by that.

First, this is what Heinlein means to me. I have read every single one of his novels. Including THAT one that gives you a sick feeling in the pit of your stomach. And THAT one that does the same. I am not blind to the troublesome aspects of either. (Or of the three or four other Heinlein novels with elements to give a modern mentality pause.)

I still find him a terrifically fun storyteller and a fine purveyor of brain grease.

What’s more, I recognize his direct influence in many other authors whose work I enjoy, including Scalzi himself, David Gerrold, John Varley, Spider Robinson, and Joe Haldeman, among others. I stroll through their work and I see Heinlein’s footprints, in addition to the qualities that each of those worthies bring to the table, qualities that render their work the product of individuals and not clones. I am actually amused, sometimes, by the resonances certain works of those authors have with Heinlein’s, because I know what it’s like to internalize a favorite author’s voice as part of your own.

You will not find Heinlein’s voice anywhere in my own fiction. At least, I don’t think so. There are a few places where you will find Isaac Asimov’s, a few places where you’ll find Robert Silverberg’s and Robert Sheckley’s and Richard Matheson’s, a story where you’ll find Ursula K. Le Guin’s, a bunch of places where you will find Donald Westlake’s and Ed McBain’s, certainly places where you will find Stephen King’s and Joe R. Lansdale’s, two or three stories that owe every goddamned thing to Barry Malzberg. And an absolute raging shitload of places, including some entire stories, where you will find the voice of mad harlequin of Sherman Oaks.

And Mark Twain’s. And Ellery Queen’s.

There’s nothing about my work that strikes me as resonating with Heinlein’s.

In not a single place do my bells chime alongside his.

And that’s okay with me.

The problem is only that to a certain vocal sub-section of this community, Heinlein is not just the one true master but the one true model.

And that I find hurtful.

You see, I am not a science fiction writer.

Nor am I a horror writer.

Nor am I a writer of funny stories.

Nor am I a writer of dark and violent ones.

Nor am I a writer for children.

I write stories.

I have written a lot of science fiction, and a lot of horror, and recently a series of books for kids, but one of the reasons I have not become more well known and commercially successful than I am is that I do not write just one thing. There is no animal known as a typical Adam-Troy Castro story. I hop around from light fantasy to ultra-violet horror, depending on what occurs to me at any given moment, and I change voices from the most transparent prose to the most dense, and it is hard to fit it all into a given box, and that is not just because I get easily bored but because my influences come from all over an imaginative-fiction landscape that is not a single focal point, but a spectrum: a sky full of stars.

I’ve gotten creeped out when I am told, in as many words, that unless something adheres to a certain classical model, it is not “true” science fiction. (And yes, some people have actually told me this, sometimes as direct attack: you have strayed outside the reservation, except for this small handful of stories we like over here, you should write more of those.) Because that strikes me as less literary appreciation than literary fetishization.

Heinlein was a towering figure. He was such a towering figure that we can still see him looming in our rear-view mirror. It’s practically like he’s still in the car with us. Many of us internalized his map. But there’s a reason why even the most impressive objects get smaller as we travel a distance from them, and that’s because it is more helpful at such distances to see more of the landscape. And, if you accommodate the entire breadth of imaginative fiction, this is a sprawling, impressive landscape, to be sure: the place that can accommodate a Heinlein and an Octavia Butler, a Stephen King and a Thomas Ligotti, a Christopher Moore and a C.M. Kornbluth and a John Brunner and a China Mieville and a Nnedi Okorafor. It’s a HUGE country with lots to see and it makes no sense to keep obsessively returning to the same monument, or even to hail it as the only monument, even it remains one of our favorites.

There’s a reason why in “The Last Robot,” a story I wrote to eulogize Isaac Asimov in 1993, I had a figure who you could call the ghost of the Good Doctor cry, “You stayed? All those years, you stayed? I didn’t want you to do that! That’s not why I gave you free will! I wanted you to see all the places I’d dreamed of but wouldn’t have a chance to see! I wanted you to learn everything there was to know, and then come up with new questions to ask! I wanted you to leave me far behind! I didn’t want you to spend your future frightened and paralyzed, watching over the spot where you saw me last!”

Asimov was one of the two or three most important authors of my youth and I wrote that paragraph two days after he died. Two days.

I think Heinlein, for all the strength of his own aesthetic preferences, would have certainly said something similar.

My Nomination For Silliest Action Movie Character Of All Time

Posted on March 9th, 2016 by Adam-Troy Castro
Is there a film character with a sillier motivation than Carl Weathers in FORCE 10 FROM NAVARONE?
In that film, serious-minded but inferior belated sequel to one of the greatest men-on-a-mission movies ever made, Edward Fox and Robert Shaw play the surviving protagonists of the original, now sent behind enemy lines to blow up an inconvenient bridge. (It being a small war, they will end up running into Harrison Ford and his own band of saboteurs, who have their own mission in the same neighborhood, and they wind up joining forces, which is both convenient and hilarious; you kinda wonder whether, if their parachutes had come down a mile away, they would have run into and teamed up with the Dirty Dozen or Inglourious Basterds instead. These teams were thick on the ground, apparently.)
But before they even board their plane to get to where the mission is, they run into Carl Weathers, an angry black soldier being trucked to the stockade for some unspecified infraction.
Weathers beats the shit out of his escorts and hops the plane with the suicide mission, not caring where it’s headed as long as it’s someplace where he won’t have to drink all his beverages from a tin cup.
They’re not happy with his intrusion, but make the best of it.
His crime and sentence remain unspecified throughout, but it is much more entertaining to imagine that he thought he was pulling off a fast one by evading his thirty day imprisonment for insubordination, than thinking he was headed for life imprisonment at hard labor. I consider it absolutely hilarious that he hops their plane and joins a suicide mission and thinks he has pulled a fast one.
Personally, I kinda think top-secret commando missions behind enemy lines don’t let random assholes just shout “Shotgun!” and hop in.
Need I say that I discern something a little racist about his character, and not just because Richard Kiel goes full-throttle bigot on him? He’s a jackass who never does seem to comprehend that he’s made an awful decision. At least he’s still alive at the end of the film, defying the “Black Guy Dies First” rule; that’s something. However, I kind of doubt the premise of him receiving a break on his sentence, when he returns to base, later on.
Kinda like B.D in Doonesbury signing up for Vietnam to get out of studying for finals.
 
 
 

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