Adam-Troy Castro

Writer of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Stories About Yams.

 

Losing The Starship For the Rivets

Posted on June 26th, 2017 by Adam-Troy Castro

Originally published on Facebook 26 June 2016.

Look. Science fiction is one of the things I write. I publish some in ANALOG, a magazine where some of the stories hinge on the finer points of engineering. I understand that some of the folks plying this trade pride themselves on accuracy to multiple decimal points.

But as someone who writes in multiple genres, perhaps I see something that a few of you, including a couple of multiple award-winners in the field, completely miss when you attack certain slipstream works which never pretended to be nuts-and-bolts sf.

To wit: there is such a thing as poetic license.

Sometimes people write stories with outrageous opening premises and have absolutely no intention of including a concordance with the text.

Now, I am going to use some examples, that I know a few of you hate; and what I want you to know is that it doesn’t matter if you hate them, or, honestly, even if you’re right in hating them. Because this is not about whether they’re good or bad. This is about throwing a fit about accuracy when accuracy is not what being’s aimed for.

Zombies, for instance. A very well-known and very respected sf author has written a blog post about how contemptible the genre is, and how there is absolutely no medical justification for the dead ever getting up and walking. He went so far as to say that anybody who writes in that genre is a talentless hack, which I – the author of about half a dozen zombie stories – took pretty personally.

How do you explain to this guy that some horror fiction is not about explanations? It’s about the rules of the observable universe turning upside down, following a logic more dreamlike than actual, and how our lives would be up-ended if ever that happened? And how do you explain to that guy that not everybody who uses a trope, wants to do the same thing with that trope?

This has affected reaction, from some parties, to stories of mine.

I wrote a story called “The Thing About Shapes To Come,” in which for some time, all human offspring come out looking like geometrical shapes: cubes, spheres, pyramids, what have you. There is never any explanation for why this happens; the story comes out and says, at one point, don’t worry about the explanation. The story is about the fierce devotion one mother shows her child, a cube who for much of the tale does not seem to reciprocate her love. Would you believe I received correspondence from a writer who demanded to know the explanation? I said, “Aliens, experimenting from space. Happy now?”

I wrote another story called “Sunday Night Yams At Minnie and Earl’s,” in which a lunar astronaut is driven to distraction by the existence of a nice suburban couple living on a plain on the moon, in their clapboard house surrounded by a lawn and a white picket fence that somehow keeps in a breathable atmosphere: again, the story goes on at significant length exploring possible explanations and ultimately tells you, in about as many words, “It doesn’t matter; that’s not what this story is about.” And again, some representatives of the engineering-and-slide-rule crowd demanded to know what was up.

Dudes. Neither one was about explanations.

And no, I’m not gonna tell you how the transplant technology in “Her Husband’s Hands” works, or how the society in “Of A Sweet Slow Dance in the Wake of Temporary Dogs” manages to clear its slate every ten days.

They weren’t about explanations.

If Ernest Hemingway can write a story about two killers coming to execute some poor schmuck and not tell you why he has been targeted for murder, because it’s incidental, then I can leave out the explanation for something fantastic, if it’s incidental.

You may hate THE TRUMAN SHOW, and you’re free to, but the noted sf author, many-time Hugo winner, who complained at length that there was no way the world would sit still for a corporation holding a child prisoner on a stage set, lying to him about the nature of his life; and going on to write reams of aghast disbelief about the infrastructure of this fraud, was missing the goddamned point. The story was never intended to be a prognostication of future events. It was an appeal to dream-logic, illustrating the nightmarish suspicion some of us have, that our loved ones are only pretending to like us and that society is a conspiracy aimed at us. Again, love it or hate it, “realism” was not what was being aimed for. Not even close. Realize what was being aimed for and then criticize whether or not it achieved those goals.

In the same way that a box has height, width and breadth, a story has dimensions that include the level of intended reality. You cannot slam a story for being fanciful, even whimsical, if that is a deliberate choice. You have to understand that in the same way spy dramas can include John Le Carre and Ian Fleming, that crime stories can include James Ellroy and the various creative minds behind versions of Batman.

Don’t read Shirley Jackson’s “One Ordinary Day, With Peanuts,” and start nitpicking about how such a situation ever came to be.

It’s not about backstory.

If you tell me zombie stories are stupid, well, many are; maybe even most are. But if you spend five hundred words working out why they’re medically improbable, you have missed whatever point any individual incarnation has. (And the confident statement that they’re only written by hacks, in 100% of all cases, presents a doglike understanding of the genre, amounting to a pooch thinking that if he is not personally appetized by a chunk of salami, it is not food.)

You will not get the point of Franz Kafka’s METAMORPHOSIS if you bring up the square-cube law and wonder why the apartment of that poor schmuck is not under constant observation by fascinated entomologists, not to mention how he can breathe when a cockroach that size would suffocate under its own weight. That’s not what the goddamned story is about.

Poetic license, dudes.

Seriously.

 

I Am Not Owed Awe.

Posted on June 19th, 2017 by Adam-Troy Castro

This is not about me.

I’m using my own career and my own reaction to praise as a handy-dandy example, but the words to follow are not to be taken as naked pleas for attention; honestly, they’re not.

I am aware that the nature of the beast dictates that some who read the following will respond with fervent declarations of how awesome they feel I am, and I thank them in advance; but as much as I do enjoy compliments, that is neither what I’m asking for nor the form of thought I am seeking to provoke.

This is not sarcasm.

Writers aspire to being a voice inside your head. It is a given sometimes that voice will grate (“This guy sucks!”) and sometimes it will provoke (“This guy always makes me mad! I want to read his next six books to keep an eye on him!”) and sometimes it will resonate mightily (“This guy’s awesome! He changed me!”)

So it’s a given that any writer who’s any good at this at all, even if only for a small portion of the audience, has been given extravagant compliments – sometimes by others who have themselves earned extravagant compliments.

So I’m not saying anything special when I say that I have been given extravagant compliments, from those based on individual works (“That story was great!”) to those that cover the entire body of work (“You’re one of my favorite writers!”)

This is always appreciated.

There is a point, though, where if you’re a writer and have any sense of personal perspective, the compliments get too thick.

Tell me you think I’m great, fine, I can listen to that all day. Tell me I’m your favorite, great, I recognize that this is a purely subjective opinion and that it just happened to land where it did. Tell me that I’m the best writer in the field of science fiction, as has happened, and my incredulity starts to kick in. Tell me I’m the best there ever was and I start thinking, “Oh, come on.” Tell me I’m the best there ever was and that the others all suck, and I will start looking for the exit.

This is because I exist inside this skin. I know the degree to which my conceptions are compromised by the point they reach the page. I know the effects I have to strain to reach, and how often I read the stories of others and are left feeling inadequate, thinking that one particular passage, one particular character, will always be beyond me. I know that I have feet of clay, and honestly, any good writer who ever existed knows that he has feet of clay. We all work around our limitations, to various levels of success. It is the reason why, if we’re sane, admiration that borders on worship makes us uneasy. Megalomania is for assholes.

There’s a scene during the Thomas Harris novel Red Dragon, the same work that introduced Hannibal Lecter, filmed twice for the movies and once for the TV series, where the serial killer known as the Tooth Fairy tells a captive, “You owe me awe.” This is megalomania, and one way you know the speaker is fucking crazy.

Nobody except a madman or a total asshole thinks he’s owed awe. Oh, you can make a certain exception to someone who occupies a position where awe is expected: a President, a Pope, a King, a legendary musician. In many cases, though, even they know that they receive awe because of what they are, not so much because of who they are. Get elected President, and even if you’re a total piece of shit you will expect to be greeted by orchestras playing “Hail to the Chief.” It’s part of the job description. Write Game of Thrones and you will receive awe because people are rapt. But that is not awe for you, the being who took a shit and didn’t quite manage to fully clean his ass this morning. You are still a flawed being.

Artists can earn awe. Artists can come to expect awe. The sane don’t think they’re owed awe. And the sane don’t get upset, to the point of rallying legions of single-minded asshole fans, to run amuck harassing people for the sin of not treating them with awe. That’s crazy. That’s tunnel-vision of the most insipid sort.

I am not owed awe. You are not owed awe. Nobody is owed awe.

Awe is not something that can be owed.

This is commentary on the continued activities of a certain jackass, who I only refer to by the nickname “Hurt-Feelings Harry,” who thought he was owed a Hugo statuette a few years ago, and has since assaulted heaven and earth for the sin of not giving him one. This has been going on for years, now, and the jackass in question continues to expend thousands of words of invective against those who question his single-mindedness of purpose.

He is not owed awe.

He is owed incredulity.

Where Always Is Heard

Posted on June 16th, 2017 by Adam-Troy Castro

Originally unleashed on Facebook 16 June 2015

The following daydream stunned me today.

I had absolutely no idea where it was going while I was having it. Not until it arrived there.

Time: the old west.

Location: The prairie.

Night. Three cowboys sit around a fire. Mooing sounds off-screen indicate the presence of a herd.

Cowboy #1: You know what? Ah’m gonna go to bossman Jenkins and tell him I want to be chief cowboy. Done worked for him long enough.

Cowboy #2: What’s the point? You’re well-set in your current job. You stick your head up, he’s a-gonna say no. Besides, he probably don’like you anyways.

Cowboy #3: (takes out guitar) I been workin on a new song.

Cowboy #2: Don’t make a fool of yourself. Nobody wants to hear a new song. Them old ones are good enough.

Cowboy #3: (puts down guitar)

Cowboy # 2: You know, though, soon as I draw my pay I’m gonna saddle up and ride into town, to propose to Betty Sue.

Cowboy #1: You’ll be wasting your time. Cain’t imagine a girl that nice saying yes to you. You’ll just be embarrassing yourself.

(The fire crackles. All three cowboys look mightily down.)

ENTER: A deer and an antelope, playing, and in so doing documenting that the song isn’t, you know, COMPLETELY full of shit.

 
 
 

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