Adam-Troy Castro

Writer of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Stories About Yams.

 

Secret Sequels

Posted on May 15th, 2012 by Adam-Troy Castro

A Remake Chronicles Extra by Adam-Troy Castro

There’s recently been a flurry of posts about Undead Press, a small publishing house that a) doesn’t pay, b) allegedly humiliates its authors by inserting gratuitous rape scenes into their stories, without asking those authors if they want those rape scenes to be there, and c) has apparently published and continues to advertise a sequel to George Romero’s DAWN OF THE DEAD, showing an absolute lack of respect for copyright or concern for the legal consequences.

Much has been made of the illiterate rants editor/publisher Anthony Giangregorio sends to authors who dare complain, and the questionable wisdom in sending stories to a one-man shop whose proprietor seems to have a command of english less impressive than that of the fourteenth commenter down on an Aint-It-Cool-News thread (“that flik’s gona suck bigtime lol!”). Giangregorio has reportedly sent abusive mail to professionals who contacted him trying to tell him that he’s playing with fire, with that DAWN OF THE DEAD sequel. He appears to be the platonic ideal of the know-nothing, not only ignorant but proud of it; not just a bull in a china shop, but one with a contempt for china.

I could pass a few words about publishers who pay in “exposure” and how it doesn’t really help writers. Just look at Edgar Allan Poe. He died of exposure. Nyuk, Nyuk.

But what I really want to address is that DAWN OF THE DEAD sequel, an act of supreme arrogance given that the zombie tropes have entered the public discourse anyway. For years, anybody who has wanted to write a zombie story using George Romero’s rules has been able to do just that; the rules are loose out there, and have inspired zombie stories of varying quality running the gamut from repugnant to sublime. There’s absolutely zero chance of anybody writing a basic zombie story being sued for it. What Giangregorio has done is specifically, and deliberately, hijack the name of a better work and superior work to his sequel; he is specifically saying, “This is a sequel to DAWN TO THE DEAD.” Which he has no right to do.

But are there no conceivable circumstances where a writer can get away with something like this, using a prior story by someone else as a jumping-off point?

Of course there are. Harlan Ellison wrote “The Prowler In the City At the Edge Of The World” as a sequel to Robert Bloch’s “A Toy For Juliette.” Of course, he asked permission, and what resulted was a very neat bit of literary feedback, especially given that both stories appeared for the same time under the same covers.

But it goes further than that.

Writers are people who ask, “What happens next?” They tend to ask this whenever dissatisfied with something, including work by others. When they read a story that to their mind gets a certain plot point wrong, or leaves another plot point dangling, they start thinking, and sometimes come up with responses in the form of their own stories. BILL THE GALACTIC HERO by Harry Harrison is very specifically an angry response to Robert Heinlein’s STARSHIP TROOPERS, in much the same way that Woody Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land” is an angry response to “God Bless America.” That doesn’t mean Harrison plagiarized Heinlein; it does, however, mean that his work began as a thematic sequel. It is just not *legally* a sequel.

Writers who wonder what happens next sometimes tell us. That lonely waitress who at the end of one story throws down her apron and storms away from the diner, in search of a better life? Another writer may wonder whatever happened to her and write the tale of a woman who arrives in another city, with no money and no prospects, but a pocket full of hope. He may never SAY that it’s the same woman. He will likely change her name, her hair color, even her age and speech patterns. He has put his own touch on the material. He has made sure that nobody will ever know that he’s written a sequel. But it is a sequel, a secret sequel, where one work immediately led to another.

I have done this.

I have written a published and frequently reprinted story that is, to my mind, about the estranged brother of the hero of a very, very famous and very influential work. The other work is not named, but the story makes clear reference to my own protagonist’s issues with his sibling. It is, to my mind, a sequel. Nobody, but nobody, has ever gotten the connection unless it was pointed out to them. That’s fine with me. My story needs to stand on its own.

I have a future history, “The AIsource Infection,” that at this point comprises three novels and multiple short stories, novelettes, and novellas, set in an interstellar civilization. It is very much my creation. IN MY MIND, it is all a sequel to a certain famous piece of science fiction, written by one of the greatest minds the field has ever produced. The clues to what piece of science fiction are in the stories themselves. Good luck figuring it out. And it won’t matter if you do; I have added so much from my own palate that the ancestry is now clearly distant. My story stands on its own.

I have a story I haven’t finished, about a man and woman who find each other after being transported to an unimaginably far future. It is, to my mind, the sequel to yet another classic. If I ever finish this story, I promise that you will not recognize the background. The first story provided inspiration, and themes I wanted to pursue.

It is literary feedback.

It is a far cry from what Giangregorio has done, subsume the original work in his sequel, exploit the original to make money, and trumpet a connection he hasn’t earned.

MacKENNA’S GOLD

Posted on May 14th, 2012 by Adam-Troy Castro

A Remake Chronicles Extra by Adam-Troy Castro

Last night, re-watched a movie I saw about a hundred times during my childhood, made during the twilight of the grand Hollywood western, a film that has its moments and is not *not* fun, but is notable today for the sheer amount of talent wasted on its aggressive stupidity. MACKENNA’S GOLD. Directed by J. Lee Thompson, who was also only responsible for, you know, THE GUNS OF NAVARONE. Starring Gregory Peck, Omar Sharif, Telly Savalas, Keenan Wynn, Lee J. Cobb, Raymond Massey, Ted Cassidy, Julie Newmar, Burgess Meredith, Anthony Quayle, Edward G. Robinson, and Eli Wallach. *That* is a cast. And the story is so aggressively stupid that even Stephen Sommers might have said, “Oh, no. No. No. No, no, no.”

Sharif wants to find a legendary Apache canyon of gold, but only Peck saw the map before it was destroyed, so he takes Peck prisoner and Peck is forced to led him and his gang to the bonanza Peck doesn’t even believe in.

Among other sins: some of the most laughable special effects you ever saw. Really. Awful rear-screen projection during horseback riding scenes. The heroine has a fight with Julie Newmar while both are galloping horses on a narrow path into the canyon, and Julie Newmar comes off the worse for it, falling the requisite long distance to her death..but not only does NOBODY make any comment about Newmar’s death afterward, but the falling body is the most obvious dummy you have ever, ever, EVER seen.

Another passage has the whole gang cross a river using one of those paddle-ferries. But “the current is too strong” and they cannot control the ferry, encountering white water rapids and a raging waterfall right around the bend. Who the hell would EVER put a ferry in that particular spot? What kind of maniac?

Jeez, I just now realized ANOTHER reason this movie makes no sense.

The final step of the journey to the canyon is to stand beside a giant natural stone pillar at dawn, and race really fast to follow the shadow the pillar makes as it points its way to a tiny crack in the rock.

So there’s a scene where everybody on horses rides like the devil to outpace the shadow as it elongates toward the crack in the mountain, at dawn.

And yet — at DAWN, that shadow will be as long as it will be, in that direction, all day long; as the sun rises, that shadow will SHORTEN. The scene of Peck, Sharif, and company, riding like the devil to outrace that elongating shadow — which is already stupid because it implies that they can ride their horses faster than the rotation of the Earth — is ALSO stupid because the shadow will NOT get longer as the sun rises behind it; no shadow will ever behave that way.

There’s also the fact that *after* the big gratuitous earthquake at the end, after the canyon is gold is buried by fallen rock, after the obelisk that leads to it tumbles to the ground, and only Gregory Peck and whatserface survive to ride away with gold nuggets in their saddlebags…they STILL KNOW HOW TO GET THERE. The gold is still where it always was; all MacKenna has to do is stake a claim and start up a mining company. The movie gives the impression that the canyon is lost forever, and it really isn’t.

In later years, a movie like this is also instructive for demonstrating the screenplays that left the main star exceptionally bored. I mean, this is GREGORY PECK. Atticus Finch. SPELLBOUND. THE GUNS OF NAVARONE. GENTLEMEN’S AGREEMENT. CAPE FEAR. Greatness in performance, even in not-great films, all the way up to his last role of substance, OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY opposite Danny DeVito. This guy was even great in AMAZING GRACE AND CHUCK. In MCKENNA’S GOLD? Hello, here I am. I’m Gregory Peck. Show me where to stand.

I would also point that this was at the tail end of the era where westerns — as a leading movie genre — pretty much died for good, so we had stuff this laughable and as laughable as James Stewart’s THE RARE BREED, lots and lots of really lame and/or square and/or stupid stuff that failed to speak to the times at all — and the backlash to that, in the persons of Sergio Leone and Sam Peckinpah and Robert Altman and even William Goldman’s Butch and Sundance, resulted in some of the terrific examples of the form, even as the ship went down. I would dearly a dip in the popularity of science fiction, and particularly superhero films, if those genres could also experience such a reinvigorating backlash. But I doubt that it will ever happen.

Way to Go…Morons!

Posted on May 9th, 2012 by Adam-Troy Castro

A Remake Chronicles Extra by Adam-Troy Castro

We went to another show at The Hard Rock last night. Neil Berg’s 100 Years of Hollywood. Five great Broadway singers, an evening of terrific music. We enjoyed ourselves tremendously, and that’s all you hear me say about that, right now.

More to the point, I would like to offer these apparent excerpts from the official handbook of concert-goer etiquette, as traditionally understood by vast numbers… of the Hard Rock audience and as demonstrated with particular verve by hundreds of those who attended last night.

1) Always remember that this concert hall is attached to a casino and that large numbers of you are comped. Therefore, remember that the show is worth exactly what you paid for it. Ignore anybody around you who actually did pay for it; treat the concert hall as if it’s a casino lounge, the performers as if they’re the house band, and the venue as if just a place to sit down until the ache in your legs goes away and you’re ready to go back to losing this week’s social security check on Zeus.

2) To accomplish this: if the show is supposed to start at eight, make sure that the majority of you don’t start filing in until EXACTLY eight. Make sure that the auditorium doesn’t look even remotely close to filled until about a quarter after eight. Since this means that all shows must start at 8:20 or even 8:30 to accommodate you, you must also make sure that some of you start filing into your rows long after the actual show begins, at 8:45, 9:00, or even 9:20. If you file into your row during the last song, or even as the guy on stage is thanking everybody for being a great audience, then you win. Extra points if it’s a comedian and you’re in the front row, filing in just as he’s wrapping up, so he can look at you in aghast amazement and say, “Shall I start over?” A good way to make sure you do this is to go out to dinner at one of the good restaurants at 7:30 or so, when anybody with sense knows that you need an hour to be served, to settle up, and hobble over.

3) Conversely, remember that the concert is a big imposition on your time and that the performers are lucky to have you show up at all. A good trick is to file into your seat just before the concert begins and then, only ONE song into the show, grimly file out, forcing everybody in your row to stand so you can escape. Remember that everybody who just had to stand up to let you in now has to stand up again to let you out. Don’t let the fact that there is no possible reason for this behavior stop you. Show-stopping numbers are also a great possible time for you to suddenly realize that it’s been almost half an hour since your last visit to a slot machine and that you really need to go play Zeus RIGHT FUCKING NOW. A particularly polite time to make your bold escape is when the leader of the performers on stage mentions that they’re about to sing their last song and takes the opportunity to introduce the back-up band, one at a time; you have absolutely no possible reason to respect this information and should use this opportunity to beat the crowds, forcing everybody in your row to stand up so you can save a few minutes getting back to Zeus. Remember that the last song is never, never anything good, anyway. If it was good, they would have put it somewhere near the beginning, within your attention span or the carrying capacity of your kidneys.

4) Alternatively, you can be one of the diehards who stay in your row until the final song begins and THEN suddenly decide it’s time to file out. That’s good. Always remember, this is television. Those aren’t people on stage. Those aren’t other audience members around you. This is just television, only bigger. You can come and go any time you want. If you MUST listen to that last song, then at the moment you hear the final note, then, by all means, hundreds of you, all stand up and start walking out, without so much as a single grudging moment of applause. Why should you applaud? Other people are. They’re suckers. They’re the folks who stay behind to show some consideration while you get back to your car, or to Zeus, a few precious seconds earlier. This is especially important if you’re in the first row; by all means, all stand up at once and start fighting your way to the exits, because the most important message you want to give the performers at this particular juncture is that their show was an ordeal and that you couldn’t wait for it to be over.

 
 
 

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