Adam-Troy Castro

Writer of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Stories About Yams.

 

Trump and “The Best Phrase in All of American History”

Posted on June 22nd, 2018 by Adam-Troy Castro

Holding yet another rally for himself two years into his Presidency, Trump just mused that “Make America Great Again” is probably the best phrase in all of American history.

So fuck you, my own nomination, the glorious sentence that begins, “We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed with certain inalienable rights, that among them are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”

Fuck you, “Four score and seven years ago,” and all that followed.

Fuck you (especially), “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”

Fuck you, “We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”

Fuck you, “We do these things not because they are easy but because they are hard.”

Fuck you, “I have a dream.”

Fuck you, Twain. Fuck you, Steinbeck. Fuck you, Hemingway. Fuck you every glorious phrase put together by any person of influence, for 242 years.

His inane, Nazi-derived rhetoric beats all of them, he wants us to know.

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