Adam-Troy Castro

Writer of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Stories About Yams.

 

Some Guy in Malaysia Knows What WALKING DEAD Character You Are

Posted on January 26th, 2017 by Adam-Troy Castro

I took the test: “Which Member of the Justice League are you?” and the result was, “Don’t be fucking stupid. You’re not a member of the Justice League. There’s no way ten vaguely phrased questions can possibly equate you to a fictional character from a goddamned comic book. Don’t you have ever better things to […]

Donald Trump’s New Colossus

Posted on January 26th, 2017 by Adam-Troy Castro

Not like the legacy of spangled flags, that flew vowing freedom throughout the land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates now sags a ranting madman with a mouth, whose fame Is for bigoted discourse, and his name, Tweeter of Nonsense. A heart that’s vile flings world-wide insults; and piggish eyes command with cruelty that the […]

We All Need To Summon the Dignity Demonstrated by My Vomiting Cat

Posted on January 20th, 2017 by Adam-Troy Castro

And now, forgive me, I must expend a few words to parsing the difference between the way most human beings react to a big messy expulsion of vomitus, and the way my cat Gilbert does. Gilbert, being a long-haired cat with a delicate stomach — albeit one whose almost daily massive BLEEAAAURGS do not seem […]

 
 
 

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