Adam-Troy Castro

Writer of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Stories About Yams.

 

I Say The Absolutely Wrong Thing In the Absolutely Right Way

Posted on October 5th, 2015 by Adam-Troy Castro

Originally published on Facebook October 14 2014.

Adam-Troy Castro, master of the fine husbandly art of deliberately saying just a few words too many.

Like, just now, buying Groceries. Judi is recovering from an injured knee and is hobbling around on crutches, just to keep the weight off.

I see her correct for a slippery spot on the floor. “Whoa!” she says. “The crutch almost went flying out from under me!”

I say, “That wouldn’t have been funny at all, beyond the first few seconds.”

It’s a small talent, but it’s mine.

2 Responses to "I Say The Absolutely Wrong Thing In the Absolutely Right Way"

  1. Silence is golden— and safer.

  2. How have you survived this long? 🙂

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